| Happened to step my foot on Cyrene's blog and found this reading.. Lol~ How true is that? Up to your discretion.. *erhem* :p
1) Is it an accomplishment to fuck any female?
If this is the primitive era, this would probably what we see in the males' homes.
Although this question in truth, might only really apply to a small number of males, I have come across males' view on such things:"If got fish, why don't eat?"
Makes me wonder about the saying.." Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime"—Author unknown
KNN.. That man (as mentioned in the proverb) better don't learn how to fish. Survival on ONE fish is enough.
THAT's how life SHOULD be.
I could devote one whole blog entry to the above question. But let's just stop it at that.
2) Voyeur shots of females
When girls do it to themselves, it is either:
a) Qiao2 aka Zi4 Lian4
b) "I want more men"
I despise guys (Wo bian shi ni!!!) who take pictures of other girls cleavages, thighs! Unless the girl is smiling at you and knowing that you are taking her pic, and willing to have her pic taking in the lame way (ha.. Amateur shots. Anywayz, besides the point).
Anyway, back to point 2b.
As Alvin say, some girls just have that "Come Fuck Me" (CFM for short) look.(Sidetrack: When guys get together, of all the things to give abbreviations to, they choose to branch out in this aspect. Pengz.)
Or does we girls have this perception that such shots is provoking? Sexy?
Note to all: We might think it's sexy and in fact, it might be sexy.
But to guys.
Thinking-Sexy = Sex = Fuck
Slutty face = CFM = Fuck
Actions:Tok to the ger --> Know the ger --> Got chance hook up means --> Can fuck
This equation applies to the general male. Mostly, no matter how devoted they are, as long as their backsides are itchy, they wanna rub it. Somewhere else.
Women of the nation, let's take out our whips and leather suits.And with this, I go back to point number 1. Shit u guys lahz.
3) Does the male species really have the 30 degrees perpetual vision?
A brief summary of what was mentioned about this discovery:When women sees/glances at other men, they rarely get caught. On the other hand, when men glances at other females, the gf/wife that they are with, immediately senses it.
According to studies done on both sexes, it was found out that men have a 30 degrees perpetual vision.
The aftermath would probably be this:
Sometimes I get paranoid whenever a female passes by and I look at my guy for any hint on whether his eyes are following her.
4) Gifts = Affection = Love?
Someone I know (4gt who le) once mentioned to me that her friend was asked a question on how much he would measure his love for a girl.
He replied, "Depends on how much gifts I buy for her."
Males and females have different views on gifts.
Especially on Valentine's Day. Males spend the previous week frowning over the costs of the roses, chocolates and gifts. The flowers in particular.
Conversations such as these can be heard:
"Kns.. Cost so much. Ownself plant also not so expensive."
"Valentine's Day - Another reason to cheat guys' money."
I agree. But then, the guys do it anyway. COS IF THEY DUN, DEY HAVE HELL TO PAY ;) On the guys' part, they do it to shut us up.
After which, the teenage male population who are not working, have to eat grass.
*Baaaahhhh*
And of course, we girls like it when people give us gifts. Who in the right mind wouldn't? But don't think gifts are expensive, guys.
Sometimes its the littlest things which you buy that makes the whole world go by. Maybe your girl likes Donald duck, so if you see any unique items showing that duck's face, you go buy it :) Kudos to the guy who did that.
5) Why Men can be Perverted and get away with this behaviour (to a certain extend)?
Whenever we see a male and associate him to be perverted (another perception), we usually stay away from him.Whenever we see a girl and associate him to be perverted, that female is also associated with a loose wire in the head.
Men are born lecherous.*Glances quickly around*
Anything that interests them, they would see. So long as it falls in their 30 degrees perpetual view lahz.Boobs and butt seems to be the main attraction. Some guys say overall body shape. My foot. What they actually mean is," How her boobs and butt flare out."
Really what. Overall body shape never depends on these? You can have a slim waist and no one would associate boobs and butt with you.You have boobs and every guy who sees you, refers you to "Da4 Nai3 Ma1" when they having one of those guy get-togethers.
To the guys: How many 'Da4 Nai3 Ma1s' have you heard of?There is at least one you should come across. *Boing Boing*
And that Tammy episode. I bet 99% of those people who made her famous would be males.
Male #1: Oei, I gt good stuff lehz. Solid onez. Hardcore.
Male #2 (excitedly): Is it?? Send lehz!!*spit shooting out*6)
Why men can stubbornly refuses to listen to your saying that they need not send you home or fetch you from your home.I'm not complaining :) So this is going to be short.Must be some evolved characteristics from the primitive age.I like! :D
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" Choices... to choose between right or wrong is simple, but what defines one’s life is the decision between the greater of two goods or the lesser of two evils. "
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